If your question isn’t answered below, please contact us by email.

When will I receive my order?

All available items are available for pre-order, and we expect to begin order fulfillment in late January, 2018.

What are the ordering deadlines?

January 10: T-Shirts for shipping OR local pickup on January 25th (shirts will NOT be available for ordering after January 10th)

January 23: Pins and patches for local pickup on January 25th

After January 23rd, shipping and local pickup at Espresso Repair Experts will the the only available options for remaining inventory.

What are my options for shipping and delivery?

  • Domestic and International shipping by US Postal Service (rates calculated at checkout)
  • Local Pickup – For pins and patches only:
    • Espresso Repair Experts
      403 S. Brandon St
      Seattle, WA 98018
      9-5 Mon-Thurs
      Please don’t park like a dick and be respectful of any customers in the shop.
  • BRING DA RUCKUS 3 — Pick-up for pins, patches, and shirts:
    Thursday, January 25th, 2018, 7 PM to 11 PM
    Populuxe Brewing
    826B NW 49th Street
    Ballard, WA  98107
  • Bulk ship to East Coast – If you are part of the east-coast bulk order being coordinated by Intoku, your orders will be distributed to regional contacts when she visits in March.  Choose shipping if you need your order sooner.

What size should I order?

All garment sizing can be found on the product page for each garment. There is a PDF linked in the product description with the finished garment measurements. The most common measurements you will need are:

  • Chest – measure under your arms around the fullest part of your chest.
  • Sleeve length – locate the knob at the back of your neck at the top of your spine, and measure from here, over the roundness of your shoulder, and down to your wrist at your desired sleeve hem.
  • Length – from the same location as the sleeve length, measure down your back to your desired hem length.

It is particularly important to check the size measurements for garments in ladies sizes, as they can vary widely from a junior fit to quite roomy.

What happens to the profits?

All profits are returned to the team for team expenses: BGAN data, anomaly organizational expenses, costs incurred while shunting global shards around the map, and other similar things.